Post-game, I went out to find some kind of dinner, ended up with fish-n-chips (haddock, for those keeping score at home) at the creatively-named "Fish & Chips Takeaway." I walked in the open-walled store on the quayside and didn't see anyone. 

"Hello?"

Then I did see someone, behind the counter, snogging with someone else by the fryer. I had to cough them into existence. 

They should include the phrase "made with love" next to the shop name.