writings and other ways to get to know the real me
writings and other ways to get to know the real me
| short
fiction
a few stories, some published, some not. |
 variety
who? these people print my stuff, so be nice. |
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| freelance
articles
not much, thus far, but a sampling of articles from recent years. More on the way. In some distant future. |
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| soap
bubbles
Some images of the beautiful (and beautifully fluffed) of the world. |
moviemaker
magazine
Another place to find my gleanings. |
yes, virginia, there are other writers in the world. this just isn't their web page
| roald dahl
more than charlie and the chocolate factory, not that he ever had to write anything greater than that. |
suzette
haden elgin
a very cunning linguist. biidi, shishidibeth woho: boo mehel. |
| jonathan
carroll
underrated, underread, ex-pat who can make a talking dog make sense. all bow down.... |
mcsweeney's
this is a magazine for you. Dave Eggers' Harvard Advocate Rant this appears to be the one and only place on the 'net you can get the full text. so interesting that eggers' people wrote me once to say "get rid of it." |
 philip
pullman
harry potter's for wimps. |
 beer
frame/inconspicuous consumption
the perfection in a can opener. the perfection in a small 'zine devoted to noticing the small things in life. like how much cholesterol really is in canned brains. Paul Lukas come back to us now! |
 the
web's only law & order zine. Currently on hiatus. |
stephen
king online
oh, yeah, my good buddy Steve. Get you some flash first. |
tv and movies rot your brain
home of the new list. Join today!
the internet movie database
wins for most useful thing on the web, besides the "reload" button.michael moriarty unofficial, unauthorized, unsanctioned page
he's nuttier than grandma's brownies, but one of the best things about old l&osam waterston
the best successor to moriarty l&o could have envisioned.vin diesel
sexiest man on the planet. bar none. and no, I don't care if you think he's gay.marc maron
the funniest man on the planet. bar none.
because music is the only thing better than words alone
the ivy vine
Ivy's a smooth pop band with a french lead singer outta new york city.pet shop boys
consistently beautiful and inspirational. who knew?trash can sinatras
the true representation of unfulfilled promise. but there was that one perfect album, which is more than most bands can say.david gray
a century ends, david gray finally gets noticed.beautiful south
man, but they're popular in england. good enough for me. rust for the heart.the killers
duran duran infects another generation
butterfly boucher
dumb name, great song
heartless bitches, international
if you think you are one, you aren't.spatula city
silly, dated and still worth investigating. check out the silly zone! nudity involved!savage love
dan tells it like it is, and explans HTH syndrome.cruel site of the day
it all depends on how you define your words.fun with grapes
fun with pop-tarts
this, my friends, is why the web was inventedoracle of bacon
six degrees of ham hocks.disturbing auctions
people really buy this stuff!religion tester
just in case you weren't sure.what's your pokename?
I can spit maple syrup and shoot broken glass. Don't piss me off.bad candy page
oh, mama, it does exist. Not to be confused with the Gallery of Regrettable Food.news of the weird
a good follow-up after some bad candy.dialectizer
th' funnest thang ya can do to sumun's page.death clock
do you know what time it is?20 questions
hours of amusement for the whole family.
snopes.com (the urban legends web page)
if somebody forwarded it to you, check here first. It's probably an urban legend.
the scariest thing I've ever read is that some people want to prevent others from reading.faqs.org
frequently, I am asked questions.earth view
just so you can check up on things.
this page originally burst on the scene November 96
last reinvented magnificently August 06
and yes, I know I need to update my web design skillz
