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chris noth | michael moriarty | jerry orbach | sam waterston | misc.
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(in kb)What Does It Say? Chris Noth/Mike Logan absolute.wav 21 "Abso-fuckin'-lutely." actors.wav 43 "You don't see many actors with these, do ya?" allover.wav 46 "Ah, I've come all over you." almighty.wav 19 "God almighty!" amaze.wav 10 "Amazing." bang.wav 11 "Bang, bang." baths.wav 26 "You take too many fucking baths." body.wav 22 "Your body is mine." burrito.wav 18 "Put the burrito down, senor." cease.wav 37 "Come on, don't do that, whadya doin, come on." come.wav 54 "Ah, I'm coming..." commune.wav 17 "Kind of like a commune here." cookies.wav 23 "This really frosts my cookies, Max." cops.wav 61 Logan: "She likes cops. Oh, she loves guns." Greevey: "Oh, yeah? Snubnoses, too?" count.wav 6 "Count on it." crap.wav 19 "Big bunch of crap." dancing.wav 27 "Three hours of dancing around with her and I got nothin'." dumb.wav 60 Girl: "You've got a way of making dumb look good." Noth character: "Huh? Oh, whoo-hoo!" eager.wav 21 "I've been eager myself. No crime." easy.wav 16 "What makes you think I'm so easy?" easyway.wav 22 "You know, there's got to be an easier way than this." everywhere.wav 20 "Goddamn assholes are everywhere!" face.wav 16 "Do something to this face." finger.wav 8 "Bite my finger." flyme.wav 16 "Oh, yeah? Well, fly me." football.wav 83 "Let's play football with Chris ... punt!" gotit.wav 5 "You got something?" haha.wav 42 (Belly laugh.) hell.wav 14 "You ready to raise a little hell?" hi.wav 3 "Hi." honey.wav 35 "Honey, I'm home." hubba.wav 11 "Hubba hubba hubba." inhere.wav 47 Logan: "Kid's not old enough to be in here." Briscoe: "I'm not old enough to be in here." intro.wav 46 "This is Christopher Noth." intro2.wav 23 "My name is Mike Logan." jc.wav 16 "Jesus Christ." kinda.wav 55 "The kind of woman you are. The kind of woman that's good looking and knows it. You've always had men falling all over you." kissass.wav 21 "Kiss ... ass." lickme.wav 8 "Lick me." linguini.wav 46 "What am I supposed to do, stare at my linguini." lonely.wav 39 "Can't help from getting hungry. Can't help getting a little lonely, either. You mind if I sit down?" mbbf.wav 67 "What's that -- male bisexual bondage freak?" mikesigh.wav 63 (Big sigh.) "Ah, whoa, yeah." mood.wav 13 "I am in the mood." nocando.wav 61 "I can't do that. It's not done. Even if I wanted to, I coudn't." nodate.wav 23 "I'm not a date. I'm a devil." notmood.wav 18 "I am not in the mood." noway.wav 14 "Unbelievable." noway2.wav 24 "These two are unbelievable." offer.wav 14 "D'you wanna have sex?" ok.wav 15 "What the hell, okay!" oohman.wav 22 "Ooh, man!" oooh.wav 17 "Ooh, whoa!" pants.wav 17 "Drop your pants and we're outta here, okay?" pay.wav 30 "I'll tell you this. I'm never gonna pay for it." pencil.wav 12 "She sharpen your pencil?" romance.wav 26 "What about romance?" run.wav 37 "You and me could go away, like, you know, we could like, run away together." shutup.wav 20 "Would you just shut the fuck up?" sick.wav 16 "You're a sick fuck." slap.wav 34 "You know, I don't know whether to kiss you or slap you." smart.wav 47 "Hey, this one's different, man. She's really, really smart." smut.wav 17 "I should do some smut." sob.wav 20 "Son of a bitch." starvin.wav 48 "This is poetry. You shouldn't waste your talent on these sex-starved housewives." struck.wav 71 "I keep thinking I'm going to get struck by lightning doing this." swahili.wav 15 "What, am I talking Swahili here?" tapemeasure.wav 33 Briscoe: "Got your yardstick handy?" Logan: "Oooh, I got my tape measure." terrific.wav 43 "That's terrific, that's wonderful." that.wav 72 "How's that? ... That better? ... You like that?" thirsty.wav 19 "Give me a goddamn drink." toast.wav 8 "You're toast." tvshow.wav 34 "I'm in bed with you and you're thinking about a goddamn TV show?" whoa.wav 34 "Oh, whoa." whynot.wav 11 "Hey, why don't we do this?" woman.wav 36 "Funny how your life can change with one look from the right woman." wow.wav 34 "Wow. Look at this." yank.wav 27 "Hey. Don't yank my chain." yesmama.wav 42 "Yes, mama. Very nice." youwant.wav 42 "It's a great country. You can do what you want, when you want, with who you want."
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(in kb)What Does It Say? Ben Stone/Michael Moriarty ambitious.wav 24 "All right, I'm an ambitious asshole." animal.wav 24 "That's just a glimpse of the animal in me." creep.wav 11 "You little creep." dominate.wav 30 "She wants to dominate me. I'm going to give her the chance." drunk.wav 103 Woman: "You're an alcoholic, aren't you." MM: "Well, I don't like the scientific ring to that, so if anyone asks you, just tell them I'm a drunk." fine.wav 86 "Pretty soon I'm either going to be away from you or dead, and either way is fine with me." high.wav 9 "Are you high?" incinerator.wav 24 "Throw him in the fucking incinerator." kissass2.wav 18 "So kiss my ass." loyalty.wav 24 "No fucking loyalty!" memory2.wav 27 "Youda remembered if you'da made love to me." overyou.wav 39 "Because I'm pissing all over you and there's nothing you can do about it." piano.wav 24 "I'll be playing piano somewhere. I'm pretty good." pos.wav 49 "You scum-sucking, pus-eating little piece of shit!" sharks.wav 54 "Sure! What the hell good's being shipwrecked without fucking sharks?" talking.wav 16 "What the hell are you talking to me for?" thirsty2.wav 12 "Just gimme a drink and shut up." timid.wav 66 "Look, I'm a very timid person. I'm a virtual paranoid." turnon.wav 27 "Maybe it's the environment, but you turn me on." water.wav 13 "Don't pee in the water." winning.wav 23 "This asshole is winning this case."
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(in kb)What Does It Say? Jerry Orbach/Lennie Briscoe clean.wav 30 "That's fascinating. I think you missed a spot over there." listen.wav 21 "Listen to me, you piece of crap." shove.wav 17 Frank Pembleton: "Shove it, okay?" Briscoe: "Shove it where." theend.wav 35 "That concludes the entertainment portion of our program." touch.wav 21 "Mike, don't touch anything." window.wav 71 "I'll tell you what I'm in a position to do, and that's throw you out the fucking window. It's only the fifth floor, but I'll try to aim you so you land on your pointy little head."
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(in kb)What Does It Say? Sam Waterston/Jack McCoy bend.wav 11 "Want me to bend over?" clint.wav 20 "Clint Eastwood would love one of these." flick.wav 13 "That'll flick their Bic." icandoit.wav 60 "I'm the D.A. I can do it." (Thanks to Erin) idea.wav 28 "Heavens to Betsy, what a dreadful idea." mick.wav 141 Man: "He and his father, they're all alike with their Irish temper, they lose control and the next thing you know we have a murder --" McCoy: "Oh, Harrigan did it because he's a Mick? Detective Logan is a Mick. I'm a Mick, sir. And if you don't shut up I'll lose control and throw you out of the room." (Thanks to Erin) myline.wav 31 "I don't have time today to play 'What's My Line?'" (Thanks to Erin) need.wav 15 "Will you tell them I need to piss?" uphold.wav 29 Woman: "What are you doing?" SW: "Upholding the law." weed.wav 387 [Choked laughter, stoned voice] "Stoney weed, I tell you!" [Evil cackle] *help would be appreciated to figure out just what he's saying! (Thanks to Erin)
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(in kb)What Does It Say? Misc. Sounds amazing.wav 28 Cragen: "Wow. This is freakin' amazing." boink.wav 32 Scene changing sound. bbq.wav 25 Cragen: "I'm gettin' my butt barbequed!" blame.wav 59 Rey: "You know what, I don't like you. You're a self-congratulatory ass and you screw up you blame everybody else." contest.wav 22 Fireman: "Hey. This isn't a dick contest, buddy." detective.wav 17 Zelda, the homeless lady: "Detective Mike!" faint.wav 25 Robinette: "Oh, faint rumblings of a heart in there." fantasy.wav 27 Olivet: "What are your deepest sexual fantasies?" Got more?
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